Who the fuck cares?

Osama bin Laden is dead. Whoop-dee-shit. Does it bring any victims from the 9/11 attacks back from the dead? No? Does it magically end the conflict in the Middle East so our spouses and parents, children and siblings, lovers and neighbors can come home? No? Is the US government going to return Constitutional rights to its citizens? No? Are the many black-site prisons that the US government is operating illegally going to be closed? No?

Then I don’t really give a flying fuck.